Friday, March 2, 2007

Foamea-n gland si fara nerv










All Dentists Go To Heaven
by Winifred Sackville Stoner, Jr.


I don't like dentists, because they hurt me
With horrid bad pinchers as sharp as can be.
They pick at my teeth and scratch in my head
Until I begin to wish I were dead.
But I read in the paper (so I suppose it's so)
That all of the dentists to Heaven will go,
Because they are needed away up there
To make gold crowns for the angels fair.



2 probleme imi afecteaza viata. Ambele incep cu D si sunt de ocolit.
Dieta. (drastica)
Dentist. (durere)

Sunt la dieta punct. Nu intram in detalii, azi am mancat numai fructe si ma bate o mare foame-n gland. Visez la shaorma din Floreasca si meniuri Crispy Strips. Alege mare vorba bogatului.
Rezist admirabil oricum ispitelor intalnite la tot pasul (Romania-fast food nation), poate ajung Ca CheChe (buza umflata).
Brb 2 portocale si-un kiwi... (idle for 3 minutes)
Back. Gata si cina. O sa ma culc gol. (in burta)

Molar pozitia 26. Asta e dracu mai nou. Pielicica aia din cavitatea ... asa, pe nume NERV a trebuit scos. Definitiv, fara drept de apel sau revocare. L-am vazut, i-am facut cu mana, s-a dus pe apa sambetei. Insa nu acesta a fost finalul. O a doua vizita pentru a verifica radiografia s-a petrecut astazi. S-a lasat cu fire, dureri si alta radiografie (am mare incredere in doamna doctor stomatolog, ne stim de ceva vreme, eu cu ea, nu ea cu mine, ultima virgula am pus-o just for fun,). Durerea este mea culpa, fisa metalica a facut zdrang! prea tarziu, dracul n-a mai putut fi salvat, ogoarele au trebuit parjolite, fantanile otravite, femeile si copii au scapat.

Cea de-a treia vizita si ultima, cu scop medical se va petrece la finele oribilei zile de luni, totusi nu chiar asa de oribila, apropiindu-ma de tara celor 21 de lalele, femei ieftine pe bulevarde (bulevarduri?) rosii si cafenele cu iz de plante.

Odata cu trecerea maleficiei (maleficii?) zi de luni ambele mele probleme vor lua sfarsit, dracul imi va fi captiv sub strat de calciu, obturat de razele soarelui, iar stilul alimentar va intra in saptamana de "pauza". In viata mea se va reinstala armonia si echilibrul. Dinozaurii vor deveni mai buni si noptile mai calde.

Acestea fiind spuse, ma retrag sa-mi continui zborul lin pe covorul fermecat (geana pa somn), unde nimic nu doare si nu ti-e foame.

Somn usor doamna doctor...


Pilda : daca un dinte iti face probleme, apuca-te de slabit !


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